funny sms-English: 12/1/10

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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE says No,   it means -     with Idiot for Ever.

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call"

Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote : Yes!

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It"s already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when
conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and
took the ticket and
said April fool. I have pass.

Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours.

Do you want to see any one before you die?

Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes

while fixing.

sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.

A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from

your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only

 for 2  wheeler.

Boss : Where were you born ? 

sardar : Punjab . 

Boss : which part ? 

 sardar : what  which part ? Whole body born in punjab.     

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 ! % # " ? $ % - & * + )$! Thank GOD,all buttons are working.Sorry 2 disturb U

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How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.

TODAY is,"MY SORRY DAY"

If evr i was angry wit u,

if evr i misbehavd,

dont hesitate.

JUST SLAP URSELf.It must b ur mistak coz i m basicaly a"GooD PERSON":-)

Months-12

cricket players-11

Fingers-10

Planets-9

Corners-8

Wonders-7

Senses-6

Oceans-5

Options-4

Seasons-3

Eyes-2

WONDERFUL&

Talented and beautiful person

ravishankar-1

The son has decided to join the family bussiness

Father takes him to the factory roof

Father: go to the edge of the roof, jump from there

son: but it is 20 feet down

father: do what i say

The son jumped down

The father went down and said to his injured son

Son you have learned your first lesson today

NEVER TRUST ANYBODY!

Pakistan cricketers who dont know English, prepare answers before itself. One example with Inzamam.

Tony greig: "So Inzy, thats fantastic, your wife is pregnant for the second time!"

Inzamam: "Ya all credit goes to the boys.Everyone worked hard for it,specially Afridi.It was a tight situation when he went in.His performance was really fantastic in the middle.Also the crowd gathered to watch his work,might have enjoyed it" tony faintd...

Touch your heart, you will feel the rythm of your heartbeat. Touch your

head and u will feel the rhythm of an empty pot.

Tin...

Tidin...:-D

Height of smartness; In cricket match 1 girl made Indian flag on her cheeks . A smart boy came, kissed her cheeks & said." I Love my INDIA" boys rock.

Sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms S M S SMS S M S S M S S-uccessfull M-orning S-tarts... Have A Nice Day...

If Columbus had been married he might have never discovered America bcos: Where r u going? With whom? How are u going? To discover what? Why only u? What shud I do when ur gone? Can I come too? When r u back? Where will u stay? Will you miss me? He would have just dropped the idea !

Girl: dear Whats the differnce btwn confidence and secret? Boy: :dear,u r my lover,that is confidance. ur friend is also my lover.That is secret...

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