How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.
TODAY is,"MY SORRY DAY"
If evr i was angry wit u,
if evr i misbehavd,
dont hesitate.
JUST SLAP URSELf.It must b ur mistak coz i m basicaly a"GooD PERSON":-)
Months-12
cricket players-11
Fingers-10
Planets-9
Corners-8
Wonders-7
Senses-6
Oceans-5
Options-4
Seasons-3
Eyes-2
WONDERFUL&
Talented and beautiful person
ravishankar-1
The son has decided to join the family bussiness
Father takes him to the factory roof
Father: go to the edge of the roof, jump from there
son: but it is 20 feet down
father: do what i say
The son jumped down
The father went down and said to his injured son
Son you have learned your first lesson today
NEVER TRUST ANYBODY!
Pakistan cricketers who dont know English, prepare answers before itself. One example with Inzamam.
Tony greig: "So Inzy, thats fantastic, your wife is pregnant for the second time!"
Inzamam: "Ya all credit goes to the boys.Everyone worked hard for it,specially Afridi.It was a tight situation when he went in.His performance was really fantastic in the middle.Also the crowd gathered to watch his work,might have enjoyed it" tony faintd...
Touch your heart, you will feel the rythm of your heartbeat. Touch your
head and u will feel the rhythm of an empty pot.
Tin...
Tin...
Tidin...:-D
Height of smartness; In cricket match 1 girl made Indian flag on her cheeks . A smart boy came, kissed her cheeks & said." I Love my INDIA" boys rock.
Sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms S M S SMS S M S S M S S-uccessfull M-orning S-tarts... Have A Nice Day...
If Columbus had been married he might have never discovered America bcos: Where r u going? With whom? How are u going? To discover what? Why only u? What shud I do when ur gone? Can I come too? When r u back? Where will u stay? Will you miss me? He would have just dropped the idea !
Girl: dear Whats the differnce btwn confidence and secret? Boy: :dear,u r my lover,that is confidance. ur friend is also my lover.That is secret...
