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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE says No,   it means -     with Idiot for Ever.

 
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call"


Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?


Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote : Yes!


Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It"s already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.


Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when 
conductor asked   for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and 
took the ticket and
said April fool. I have pass.


Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours.

Do you want to see any one before you die? 

Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes

while fixing.  

sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.


Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.

A man asks  sardar why are you removing a wheel from 

your auto.     sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only

for 2  wheeler.

Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab .
Boss : which part ?
sardar : what  which part ? Whole body born in punjab.  

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