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The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed cal</b>l"</span><br /><br /><br /><b>Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?</b><br /><br /><br /><b>Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote : Yes!</b><br /><br /><br /><b>Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It"s already raining. </b><b> Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go</b>.<br /><br /><br /><b>Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when </b><br /><b> conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and </b><br /><b> took the ticket and</b><br /><b>said April fool. I have pass. </b><br /><br /><br /><b>Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours.</b><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: left;"><b>Do you want to see any one before you die? </b><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: left;"><b> Patient : Yes. 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Parking is only</b><br /></div><div style="color: #38761d; font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><div style="color: #0b5394; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: left;"><b> for 2 wheeler.</b><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; text-align: left;"><br /><b>Boss : Where were you born ? <br />sardar : Punjab . <br />Boss : which part ? <br /></b><b> sardar : what which part ? Whole body born in punjab</b>. <b> <br /></b><br /></div><div style="margin: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><div style="color: #0b5394; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; margin: 0px; text-align: left; text-indent: 0px;"><br /><b>A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 ! % # " ? $ % - & * + )$! Thank GOD,all buttons are working.Sorry 2 disturb U</b><br /></div><b><span style="color: red;"> </span></b><br /></div></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden" /><input id="jsProxy" onclick="jsCall();" type="hidden" /><br /><div id="refHTML"></div><input id="gwProxy" type="hidden" /><input id="jsProxy" onclick="jsCall();" type="hidden" /><br /><div id="refHTML"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2549772510199883887-6391793491958639588?l=free-funnysms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>B.Ravi shankarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18094724291744648202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2549772510199883887.post-67855853908875420192010-12-08T23:42:00.000-08:002009-12-01T23:15:05.649-08:00Page 2<div style="color: #0b5394;"><b>How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? <br />Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it</b>.<br /></div><div align="left" style="color: #0b5394;"><br /><div><b>TODAY is,"MY SORRY DAY" </b><br /></div></div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><b>If evr i was angry wit u,</b><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><b>if evr i misbehavd,</b><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><b>dont hesitate.</b><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><div align="left"><b>JUST SLAP URSELf.It must b ur mistak coz i m basicaly a"GooD PERSON":-) <br /></b><br /></div></div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><br /><b>Months-12</b><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394; margin: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><b>cricket players-11</b><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394; margin: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><b>Fingers-10</b><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394; margin: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><b>Planets-9</b><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394; margin: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><b>Corners-8</b><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394; margin: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><b>Wonders-7</b><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394; margin: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><b>Senses-6</b><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394; margin: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><b>Oceans-5</b><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394; margin: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><b>Options-4</b><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394; margin: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><b>Seasons-3 </b><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394; margin: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><b>Eyes-2</b><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394; margin: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><b>WONDERFUL&</b><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394; margin: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><b>Talented and beautiful person </b><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394; margin: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><b>ravishankar-1</b><br /><br /><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><b>The son has decided to join the family bussiness</b><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><b>Father takes him to the factory roof</b><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><b>Father: go to the edge of the roof, jump from there</b><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><b>son: but it is 20 feet down</b><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><b>father: do what i say</b><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><b>The son jumped down</b><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><b>The father went down and said to his injured son</b><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><b>Son you have learned your first lesson today</b><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><b>NEVER TRUST ANYBODY!</b><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><br /><b>Pakistan cricketers who dont know English, prepare answers before itself. One example with Inzamam.</b><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394; margin: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><b>Tony greig: "So Inzy, thats fantastic, your wife is pregnant for the second time!"</b><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394; margin: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><b>Inzamam: "Ya all credit goes to the boys.Everyone worked hard for it,specially Afridi.It was a tight situation when he went in.His performance was really fantastic in the middle.Also the crowd gathered to watch his work,might have enjoyed it" tony faintd...</b><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><b>Touch your heart, you will feel the rythm of your heartbeat. Touch your</b><br /><b> </b><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><b>head and u will feel the rhythm of an empty pot.</b><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><b>Tin...</b><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><b>Tin...</b><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><b>Tidin...:-D</b><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><b>Height of smartness; In cricket match 1 girl made Indian flag on her cheeks . A smart boy came, kissed her cheeks & said." I Love my INDIA" boys rock.</b><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><b>Sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms S M S SMS S M S S M S S-uccessfull M-orning S-tarts... Have A Nice Day...</b><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><b>If Columbus had been married he might have never discovered America bcos: Where r u going? With whom? How are u going? To discover what? Why only u? What shud I do when ur gone? Can I come too? When r u back? Where will u stay? Will you miss me? He would have just dropped the idea !</b><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><br /></div><div style="color: #0b5394;"><br /><b>Girl: dear Whats the differnce btwn confidence and secret? 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Just knock the door and they will open it</span></b><span style="color: yellow;">.</span><br /><br /><div align="left"><br /><div style="color: cyan;"><b>TODAY is,"MY SORRY DAY" </b><br /></div></div><div style="color: cyan;"><b>If evr i was angry wit u,</b><br /></div><div style="color: cyan;"><b>if evr i misbehavd,</b><br /></div><div style="color: cyan;"><b>dont hesitate.</b><br /></div><div style="color: cyan;"><div align="left"><div style="color: cyan;"><br /></div><b>JUST SLAP URSELf.It must b ur mistak coz i m basicaly a"GooD PERSON":-) </b><br /></div></div><br /><br /><div style="color: lime;"><b>Months-12 </b><br /><br /></div><div style="color: lime; margin: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><b>cricket players-11</b><br /></div><div style="color: lime; margin: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><b>Fingers-10</b><br /></div><div style="color: lime; margin: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><b>Planets-9</b><br /></div><div style="color: lime; margin: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><b>Corners-8</b><br /></div><div style="color: lime; margin: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><b>Wonders-7</b><br /></div><div style="color: lime; margin: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><b>Senses-6</b><br /></div><div style="color: lime; margin: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><b>Oceans-5</b><br /></div><div style="color: lime; margin: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><b>Options-4</b><br /></div><div style="color: lime; margin: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><b>Seasons-3 </b><br /></div><div style="color: lime; margin: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><b>Eyes-2</b><br /></div><div style="color: lime; margin: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><b>WONDERFUL&</b><br /></div><div style="color: lime; margin: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><b>Talented and beautiful person </b><br /></div><div style="color: lime; margin: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><b>ravishankar-1</b><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><div style="color: magenta;"><b>The son has decided to join the family bussiness</b><br /></div><div style="color: magenta;"><b>Father takes him to the factory roof</b><br /></div><div style="color: magenta;"><b>Father: go to the edge of the roof, jump from there</b><br /></div><div style="color: magenta;"><b>son: but it is 20 feet down</b><br /></div><div style="color: magenta;"><b>father: do what i say</b><br /></div><div style="color: magenta;"><b>The son jumped down</b><br /></div><div style="color: magenta;"><b>The father went down and said to his injured son</b><br /></div><div style="color: magenta;"><b>Son you have learned your first lesson today</b><br /></div><b><span style="color: magenta;">NEVER TRUST ANYBODY!</span></b><br /><br /><br /><div style="color: yellow;">Pakistan cricketers who dont know English, prepare answers before itself. One example with Inzamam.<br /><br /></div><div style="color: yellow; margin: 0px; text-indent: 0px;">Tony greig: "So Inzy, thats fantastic, your wife is pregnant for the second time!"<br /></div><div style="color: yellow; margin: 0px; text-indent: 0px;">Inzamam: "Ya all credit goes to the boys.Everyone worked hard for it,specially Afridi.It was a tight situation when he went in.His performance was really fantastic in the middle.Also the crowd gathered to watch his work,might have enjoyed it" tony faintd...<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="color: lime;">Touch your heart, you will feel the rythm of your heartbeat. Touch your<br /><br /></div><div style="color: lime;">head and u wil feel the rhythm of an empty pot.<br /></div><div style="color: lime;">Tin...<br /></div><div style="color: lime;">Tin...<br /></div><div style="color: lime;">Tidin...:-D<br /></div><br /><br /><div style="color: red;"><b>Height of smartness; In cricket match 1 girl made Indian flag on her cheeks . A smart boy came, kissed her cheeks & said." I Love my INDIA" boys rock.</b><br /></div><br /><div style="color: cyan;"><b>Sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms S M S SMS S M S S M S S-uccessfull M-orning S-tarts... Have A Nice Day...</b><br /></div><br /><div style="color: yellow;"><b>If Columbus had been married he might have never discovered America bcos: Where r u going? With whom? How are u going? To discover what? Why only u? What shud I do when ur gone? Can I come too? When r u back? Where will u stay? Will you miss me? He would have just dropped the idea !</b><br /></div><br /><div style="color: lime;"><b>Girl: dear Whats the differnce btwn confidence and secret? Boy: :dear,u r my lover,that is confidance. ur friend is also my lover.That is secret...</b><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2549772510199883887-7130699499020256152?l=free-funnysms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>B.Ravi shankarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18094724291744648202noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2549772510199883887.post-27068840722765153342009-11-10T00:43:00.001-08:002009-11-10T00:43:59.355-08:00Page 3<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2549772510199883887-2706884072276515334?l=free-funnysms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>B.Ravi shankarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18094724291744648202noreply@blogger.com0